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Poems marked with a (P) are by Pulsar, whose email will be here soon I just want to post these quickly, but it can be found on the Fanfiction page. Poems marked with an (S) are by Simon. GOt any poetry you wanna submit? 
Well here they are! Pulsar's Gundam Wing limericks for the winners of her contest! And they are sooo funny- though of course I'm partial to my giant teacup fetish!
"Disclaimer: GW is not mine. The limerick ideas belong to the winners.
Author's notes: I wrote these for the winners of my limerick contest. Mair, Zuci, ryu chan, Ais, and Ely, thank you for entering the contest! There's also a limerick in here I wrote for my friend Simon, even though she didn't enter the contest, because she wanted to enter, but she
wasn't eligible 'cause I had already told her the answer. "
Simon: Isn't she sweet?
For Mair:
KINKY BONDAGE ROLE-PLAY 2+1
Duo'll drive Heero insane
With lots of kinky role-play.
He'll tie him down
And dress up as a clown...
They'll have circus sex on his birthday!
For Zuci:
NAUGHTY AND NICE 1X2
Mothers shielded their poor children's eyes
So they wouldn't see two groping guys.
All the homophobes screamed
At the naughty, sick fiends...
Seems to me, "naughty" can be quite nice...
For ryu chan:
CAREBEARS
"That's the dumbest idea you've had!
...And I thought the clown sex was bad!
But this is much worse!
Dating you is a curse!"
"Dammit, Heero, the bear's _Grumpy_, not Mad!"
For Ais:
OF ALL DANCES...
"Wufei, you look so damn gay!"
"Shut up of I'll cut off your braid!
Warriors must have grace
As well as great strength!"
"Of all dances, Wufei, why _ballet_?!"
For Ely:
CROSSDRESSING
"Why am I always the one in a dress?
I'm as manly as all of the rest!"
Duo took off his shirt,
Heero grabbed for the skirt.
Duo slapped him and screeched, "Don't get fresh!"
For Simon:
QUATRE POSES FOR PICTURES...
Quatre's goal is to know sudden fame.
He wants everyone to know his name.
Dressed as a buttercup
In a giant teacup,
He puts Anne Geddes babies to shame. GW=Gundam Wing
DM=Digimon
FF8=Final Fantasy 8
LIMERICKS:
One day Duo started to brag
He'd look sexy even in drag.
In a dress of pea green
He looked sexy indeed.
Yes, he's one tasty transvestite fag.(p)(GW)
"In order to be a success,
One always must dress to impress."
The quote he misread,
The others turned red
As Duo showed them his new dress.(p)(GW)
In a dress Duo Maxwell looked fly.
To grab his butt, all men did try.
They were quite surprised
When their hands reached his thighs
To discover that Duo's a guy.(p)(GW)
Heero wanted to fuck.
On Duo he wanted to suck.
But the tactician
Was out on a mission
So Heero hit Wing's self-destruct.(p)(GW)
When I'm bored I like to try
To make guys say bishies are fly.
The boys were all suckers,
Said, "I'd like to fuck her."
I'm sorry, but that girl's a guy.(p)(GW)
HAIKUS:
WONDER
Thinking of Duo
The Pilot Smiles Cheerfully
The Wonders of Love(s)(GW)
NOT AS IT SEEMS...
Innocent Quatre
In private thinks naughty things
Of the brown-banged boy.(s)(GW)
NO WAY...
Thinking of Duo
Unusual feelings felt
Is Heero in love?(s)(GW)
WHAT THE (expletive deleted)
Oh my God Wufei!
Duo screams without much tact
Catching him with Po.(s)(GW)
Duo: Yeah! For a while there I was starting to think he was asexual!
POPPING PILLS
Smuggled in the house
Beneath the table hidden
Is Tais viagra(s)(DM)
BE GOOD, WU!
Naughty little Wu
In school dressed in fishnets now
Treize has a ruler!(s)(GW)
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!
Cute hentai Izzy
Looks at his laptop porno
And stripping Joes now.(s)(DM)
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